2003 | Uncategorized

Okay yes I’m back, I’ve been busy lately with real life and haven’t had much blog time. All affiliates I haven’t linked yet, I’ll link you as soon as possible. Got some new templates coming and hopefully a new layout, I’m already tired of this one lol.

Ugh I am so tired of the unrequited angry and un-washed masses spamming Kelly Osbourne Online. What is it about her that makes these idiots so angry? I mean really, you’d think she was Avril or something lol.

Well anyway, it’s time for me to be meanie meanerson and make an example. Am I signaling one person out to make a point regardless of their feelings? Yep, that’s what I’m doing. If you have a problem with it, the commenter is below and my contact info’s on the site, feel free to hate and spam me, at the moment I don’t much give a damn.

Well, I was cleaning up my guestbook files the other day when I found a message from some little bint calling herself “Allison“. “Allison” is one of those people who loves attention to the point of pissing people off to get it, you know the type, right? Overly angry, way too much time on their hands, attacking everyone and everything around them, calling everyone and everything every single name they can think of for no reason other than that they wish to have as much attention for themselves as possible.

Well, “Allison” decided to leave a pretty entry in my guestbook, the contents of which you may read below.

“65. s”Allison – Chicago, USA

2003-02-04 07:12:09 (UTC) | homepage | e-mail

Kelly Osbourne is a fat piece of shit that would not be anything if it weren’t for who her “daddy” is. The bullshit reality Mtv crap is enough. I don’t blame it on Ozzy, though. He’s too old and strung out to know any better. Anyhow, she’s nothing. Her “vidoes” and “music” – if you can call THAT music, is fucking trash. She has no talent what so ever. Never will. Pretty lame that she has “fansites”, too.”

Doesn’t that sound like an informed opinion? Well I’m all for everyone speaking their mind, but really, if you go to a site called Kelly Osbourne Online and then bitch on their guestbook because they are fans of Kelly Osbourne, you deserve what you get.

Anyway, she had the balls to attack my personal taste as well as my site, so please feel free to visit “Her Site so you can bask in the beautiful graphics and oh-so-friendly atmosphere. This “website” (which looks more like a pagebuilder reject) is just littered with ignorant and un-educated comments backed up with a hate database (my programmer friends will get this lol). Allow me to illistrate:

“Kelly Osbourne- Yes, this bitch does qualify for the pop section. Total no talent hack that is living off of daddy’s celebrity. I will also comment on her obesity, because I can. No one wants to see a fat ass wearing the clothes she does. COVER SONGS KICK ASS!”

Um, she’s a little angry, don’t you think? In fact she’s attacked every pop and rap/hip-hop act that’s popular right now. Now, if you know me well enough you’ll know that aside from Kelly Osbourne (and even then I only listen to “Shut Up!” because I haven’t really taken time to listen to her other music) and Pink, pop is not my forte, in fact I’m more likely to be listening to the Sex Pistols or The Shins then I am any other group just because I personally think pop is trash, but what’s on this girl’s site is rediculous. She’s far too angry at pop acts, I mean jealous much? That’s it, she’s acting like she’s jealous of their sucess. Allison, honey, every band, every face, every product you see on TV or in a magazine is manufactured, nobody in the whole world is “keeping it real”. Don’t dis bands that have sold out or that you THINK have sold out, because everyone has, it’s called becoming successful. Don’t go looking for the real deal, there’s no such animal.

Anyway, so after all this reading I got a bit pissed, and I decided to respond. Do you wanna see what I wrote back to her? No? Too bad. lol.

“Hey,

I noticed your guestbook entry when I was cleaning up my datafiles today, I

sort of wondered something. If you don’t like Kelly and you appear to

really not like my website then why bother coming to it and posting

something nasty in the guestbook? It’s really rude and it’s sort of

uncalled for since I don’t know you, I haven’t done anything to you and yet

you’re flaming my site? A. Childish. B. Ignorant. C. Moronic

I understand that you don’t like Kelly, which is your choice and that’s

cool with me simply because I don’t really care what kind of music everyone

else is listening to or pretending they’re listening to, I’m not all that

into Kelly’s music myself, and I’m sure I don’t like most of the music you

like, but I haven’t gone to your website and publicly posted something mean

about it. I’m choosing, instead, to email you about this instead of posting

it which to be honest is what I SHOULD be doing. Your entry upset me

because you’re in essence attacking my personal taste. You’ve also upset a

lot of my regular visitors.

I don’t know if you call this hatemail, and if you do then I’m sure you’ll

say something really mean and petty to me for writing this, but I felt the

need to respond to what you said, mostly because I don’t want things like

that written in my guestbook. Flames really don’t bother me, but in a

guestbook it just shows the writer’s want of attention.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to get flamed for this, but I wanted to ask you

to please not flame my guestbook publicly, if you have a beef with me then

please respect my visitors enough to email it to me instead of getting them

involved with it. Or post it on your site, I don’t care, I just want to

keep my visitors from getting upset, it’s not like I’m asking for a kidney,

it’s simple common curtosy. If you just posted because you don’t like Kelly

well then I’m sorry but that’s stupid, if you’re not a fan of somebody, you

don’t go to a fansite abot them. It’s just common sense. I mean there’s no

way you could even mistake what the site was about and get there by

accident, it’s called Kelly Osbourne Online for Odin’s sake!

I made the fansite because I wanted to, I like Kelly even if I don’t listen

to her music. To be perfectly honest I don’t think she’s fat, even if she

was I don’t see how that should matter at all, if you want to act like you

don’t buy into the MTV image but you still wanna see pencil thin, blonde,

tan barbies in Old Navy with pre-rehearsed personalities that doesn’t speak

well for you.

Does this mean I think Kelly is completely real? Of course not, if you see

someone on TV their probably made of nylon. But that doesn’t mean that I,

just like you, can’t be a fan of whatever the hell I want to without people

like you putting it down. I mean, please.

In a nutshell, what I’m saying is that it’s one thing to dislike a certain

celebrity, idea, song, whatever – but it’s a whole different ballgame to

seek out fansites for those things and flame them, it’s immature and shows

a lack of self control. This is me asking you to NOT flame my site again.

Who knows, maybe I’ll put up a flame board or a page just to deal with

flames, but until then I’d rather not clean my guestbook up every five

minutes because some kid wants everyone’s attention.

By the way I agree with what you said on your site about Avril.

*sigh* Now just to sit back and watch the fur fly lol. If you want to send me hatemail, cool check out the contact page. If you want to send HER hatemail, her email is on her website, remember to cc me whatever you send lol.

Posted by Faith on at 7:28 pm