Who has two thumbs and Stovetop?

This guy! Oh yes, there will be no Faith starvage tonight! I was rooting around in the bare-assed cabinets when low and behold, on the toppiest shelf, I find two boxes of Stovetop Stuffing!

Woo hoo, once again, tonight we feast! Laota‘s gonna freak when she finds out, it’s either this or rice and tea again and, while I love rice, there’s only so much you can eat before going insane and kidnapping a hollywood director to make a private film for you enjoyment.

It’s past ‘best buy’ date, I’ll give you, which, granted, doesn’t speak well for my common sense but I’m hungry here, so, to quote Chris Farley aka Gap Girl, “Lay off me, I’m starving!” – and yes, I do realize I probably got this quote really wrong, lol.

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