Science Channel, Watch Your Back!

CROSS POSTED AT Shibuya

You know what? Screw the Science Channel. Screw them for having all these neat shows and me not being able to afford their services! They want me to murder them, or more realistically, they want me to shell out money I don’t have to subscribe to their stupid science and stupid cool shows that they know I want to see, so until My Royal Shallowness can afford their stupid subscription payments I’ll only be living a half life, not knowing what goes on beyond Pluto or before we ruled the planet. And yes, I’d like to see Giant Moa bones, don’t you think I want to see Giant Moa bones? Of course I want to see Giant Moa bones, thank you. But do they ask me? Do they offer me their knowledge in exchange for nothing, just the way I like it? No, no, of course not. Don’t make it easy for Faith, she has History Channel and Discovery, she’ll be fine! Science Channel, you will RUE the DAY!

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