An Oregon Vacation

I need a vacation. I know it, you know it, the guy from the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies song knows it. I can’t imagine being able to afford it, though, since I currently make between nothing and dirt a month, lol. Doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about it, where I’d go, what I’d do and how I’d have loads of money to spend on whatever I wanted, because this is, of course, my fantasy. I’d love to go somewhere serene, of course I’d love to see the pacific northwest again but I’m also having my head turned by Oregon coast vacation rentals right now. Oregon’s really beautiful, for those of you who’ve never seen it, and you get some amazing scenary.

The problem with vacations is the insane prices for basically what amounts to a crappy hotel room with no view right next to a taxi dispatch where you couldn’t get to sleep if you were legally dead, lol. I’d rather spend my hard earned money staying in a condo or a vacation home from OregonBeachVacations.com instead of a cheap hotel, I’d like to be able to make some noise, thank you, and not have to worry about maid service coming in unannounced or having to deal with noisy people in the next room. Call me picky, but it is my fantasy, after all, right?

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