Coat. COAT.

Woo hoo! I got my new, 10 dollar factory malfunction coat that’s too small today! I don’t care, I love it and it loves me, and it’s eighty billion times warmer than the trench I’ve worn up until now, which is what I’m looking for in a coat, thank you so much. I’d love to say it would fit if I lsot weight, but it does fit – everything but my boobs, lol. I don’t think I can lose weight in just my boobs, though I’m sure if you could Laota would have figured out how by now, don’t you think?

At any rate, I’ve fixed the factory malfunction and now I intend to do a boogie of happiness, lol.

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