Stupid Garage

Pew, we need to do something about the garage. It’s retarded and, ever since the last flood, it’s been a pain in the A Double S to keep clean and we haven’t had time, or the money, to get the doors fixed. At least they close, but the regular door on the side of the garage doesn’t and it’s a mess inside, which is embarassing to the point of me wanting to spend holiday money on garage cabinets just to stow some of the tools, rakes and junk that have been left in there. We really didn’t do much gardening this year, so our gardening tools and stuff were mostly swept away in the high water, and I’m almost glad to see them go, lol.

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