King of the Rock

Whoohoo! I’ve claimed ownership of 51 Pegasi b, a planet in the Pegasus constellation! I did it years ago, right after they announced it’s discovery, and now Laota and I have decided it will be our world and we’ll divide it into kingdoms and she’s going to name hers after a hot Japanese guy, lmao.

I wonder if I could legally just go around claiming outer space real estate for myself and become some powerful queen or whatnot? I should look that up, since I feel that I should be able to or there will be fits thrown! Once I get the land all divided up I’ll start admitting pioneers to come settle the unhabitable habitat. Sounds fun, doesn’t it?

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