JLH – Bang, Zoom!

Why do they keep putting Jennifer Love Hewitt on the TV? Don’t they know I want them to stop that? Why are they doing that? I hate that! I don’t know if it’s some new campaign to drive me out of the country, but I think it may be working since I can almost feel myself being shoved over the edge of the American continent into the ocean! It makes me crazy, as naturally it would, that this talentless piece of crap, – who is, in fact, basically boobs on a stick, – is getting work that should be going to more talented actresses just because she’s a big name – for no reason!

Now, before you JLH Freaks get on my back, take a step back and really think about it, after she left Party of Five and her character moved to New York, what happened to her spin off? Do you see it anywhere? I bet you’d have to get a genie to get a DVD boxset, since boxset requires more than one disk, lol. What about her singing career? Do you have one of her CDs? I’m betting you don’t, and if you do we both know you’d never admit to it. Movie career? If I asked you to name one of her movies, it’d be a teen slash flick that popped into mind, wouldn’t it? So why is she always on the damn TV!? Somebody, do something!

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