New Battery Wanted

Meh, I want to run around with my laptop. Stupid, second hand piece of crap – the battery doesn’t work, and I don’t know if I can afford to get a new one right now. But I so want to take my laptop out to the park, or on a car ride, so I can work wherever I am, design and play games. If I could bring it with me, there would be a lot more in the way of downlaods on this site, let me tell you. I may check out laptop battery over at AllBatts.com, the prices look decent. My only problem is right now I’ve got literally no money, so I’ll have to save up or *ahem* drop hints that I want one, lol.

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