Lose Your Soul

I’ve decided that Mormon missionaries are easily the single most driven missionaries of any Christian sect in any part of the entire universe, lol.

Laota and I ran fast and far away from my mother’s horrible church the second we had a chance, and we’ve been famously pagan for years, one decade for Laota and two for myself. And even though we had our names taken off the rolls permanently, every time there are new Elders in town where do they stop? At the heathen house, that’s where, lol. We got the newbies today – fun! Laota kept yelling from inside the house for them to get us a pizza if they want to help so damn much. I think she may be even more horrible than I am, lol.

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