Foodless Me

Argh, too hungry…losing conciousness…

We’re out of food again, which happens every two weeks or so because of the Mega Nowhere we can go to buy food located convienently next to the miles of cornfields. We’re gonna go up to the gas station today and use our $5 to buy pasta sauce if it’s still on sale, which will be nice considering my stomach is so rumbly that it’s making me queasy and headachey. Meh, wish me pasta.

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