Shopping!

Woo, payout from PayPerPost! I’m going to marry PayPerPost, and it will be my bride and I will call him squishy… Payout means only one thing, though. Milk! And possibly eggs if they have them at the gas station. I’m afraid of their bacon, though. $5 for bacon is ridiculous, especially if it’s limp and has been there so long that the wrapping on it may as well sport cave paintings of dinosaurs on it, lol. But at the same time the allure of real meat in a world of nothing but pasta almost wins out every time I go shopping, if only I weren’t horribly, dealthy terrified of catching Baptism from tainted meat. Plus $5 is very close to the amount of all the money I have to my name, so I need to be kind of careful lol.

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