Commercials Annoy Me

F R E E, That spells “FREE”, Credit Report Dot Com Baby, I wish they’d stop letting that guy sing, and say things like ‘phat’ and ‘wack’, etc. – I’m so freaking tired of that song. I may start shooting people, lol. First of all the dude can’t sing, secondly he always starts in right when I’m nodding off during the X-Files commercial break, which I like to sleep through, thank you so very much. So I end up not getting my 3 minute cat naps so now I’m cranky, lol.

At least this isn’t as bad as the Girls Gone Wild video commercials. The girls aren’t attractive, for one, some are of course but for the most part it’s butt-faced, fake boobed, super-loose drunk girls and, I don’t know about you, but I’m not desperate enough to find that attractive. Plus the music they play is like some kind of tropical, steel-drum song so every time the GGW commercial comes one for a second I think Rugrats is starting and wonder what channel I’m on.

On top of that, Guys Gone Wild is a disaster because men don’t know how to be sexy. They think because they don’t care what a girl’s doing so long as her clothes are off that it’s exactly the same for us, so they end up doing stupid things like naked cartwheels with big, retarded grins on their faces and playing naked football in a hotel room – oh yes, I watched that commercial with much interst until I realized how not sexy it is, lol. I almost wanna get myself a camera and go out to shoot some guys myself. Who’s with me?

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