Rawr, Stomach!

Ugh, I’m under too much stress and my stomach is *killing* me. I’ve got about the worst ucler and reflux problem I’ve had in a long time, and I think it’s due to my constantly being queasy and tossing my cookies so much ( god that’s painful ). I wish I could see a doctor or something to find out what’s wrong with me, but what would I pay him, snarky jokes?

It annoys me because I’ve got friends who are such babies that they go to the ER for *everything*, but my leg could be falling off and I’d just have to accept it and move on, you know? I swear to Odin, some people are so spoiled it’s not even funny.

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