Living Dead Girl?

Okay, alright, let’s just pretend that I’m not obsessing over food I can’t have at the moment, k? Let’s also pretend I don’t *need* Schwan’s, because if I don’t pretend that then the issue of me not having confetti cake ice cream will start to drive me crazy… er?

So, here we come to the meat of this post. I heard the funniest, most true thing that ever was today! Meggy let me in on a secret I didn’t know, apparently I’m dead – oh yeah, dead – and Kate ( katieharden.com ) has taken over my sites and continues to post as me. Uh, what? Lol, are you freaking kidding me? Everyone knows I’m really Nick Twaddlequeef, the Infamous Republican Hetero Life Mate of Dick Cheney! This has been my favorite rumor so far!

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