Allergic to Everything

I’m having a hissy fit. Hissy fit, I tell you! Because the last two weeks have been killing me with allergies. I’m allergic to so much I must have been Urkel in a previous life or something – just big, stupid, 80s nerd allergies and they’re driving me insane. I wake up with a sore throat from my sinus issues ( yes I know that doesn’t make sense if you don’t have it, but trust me, it’s almost always my sinus issues that are the sore throat culprit ) and I’ve got a headache from the damn sinus thing. I’m so stuffed up that you’d think I had a cold, but I don’t – allergies. What I want are a few decent allergy solutions that I can actually afford. I suppose I could check out the high quality products over at AlerG.com. Whatever I’m going to do about this I need to do it fast because I live in Missouri, Buttcrack of the universe, so of course I’m surrounded by all the mold and pollen in the world, lol.

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