Stupid Cold!

Holy crap, holy holy crap it’s cold! I hate this time of year, lol. Well, no, I don’t hate it – I mean I love the holidays, and I love the decorations, the programs, the music – the pissing of Christians by saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, lol – but I hate living in Buttcrack, Nowhere and freezing my butt off for six months a year because this place doesn’t have any real seasons. Just hot as hell or freezing. And right now it’s freezing, lol.

I’m sitting here, trying to type with icecycle fingers, in front of a little space heater that’s trying it’s hardest but can’t seem to make the room any warmer. I *hate* it here, lol. I want my S. California back. I want my mild if any winters back. I can deal with the summer heat, just give me the ocean and some gulls, the sunshine and sand, a tourist town and a place to sleep and I’ll be happy.

I’ve just got to get out of here, I can’t deal with it.

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