Who’s Got The Hooch? Not Shia LaBeouf.

Anyone who knows Faith knows two distinct things about her. Faith loves Shia LaBeouf and she absolutely hates the paparazzi. Granted, the paps follow every celebrity around like a tail, but Shia‘s on of the ones I feel worse for. Along with other stars who get my sympathy like Robert Pattinson, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom and even horrible, horrible Britney Spears, the paparazzi are currently they’re hounding the poor dude, to the point where he’s taken to wearing a paper bag on his head in protest – when something like that happens, don’t you think it’s a cue to back the hell off?

What especially bothers me is that everyone who’s told me about this believes exactly what they’re reading on these retarded gossip sites – that Shia had to hoof it after his license was revoked, so he went on foot to a liquor store and bought beer in this state, and that he should know better. First of all, who the hell cares if he did? Since when is it your business who goes where, and who buys what? Since when is it even your business if his license was revoked? Unless he kills a member of your family, I’m pretty sure you’ve got no right to know anything he does in his private life at all, just like anyone else. See, just because you like Britney’s music, it doesn’t mean she owes you her private life. And Miley Cyrus, horrible as she may be, is still entitled to go to the grocery store without you knowing what kind of cereal she’s buying. People who want to know this kind of thing have a very appropriate nickname. Perverts.

Secondly, to me, and maybe it’s just me, Arizona Iced Tea doesn’t qualify as hooch. If it did, I’d have to start going to AA meetings because it means my penchant for iced tea has kept me from being able to honestly declare myself a sober person, I’d have to go back to calling myself an alchie ( granted, you never really get over it but I didn’t know iced tea was anyone’s downfall drink ). Is it really that big a deal? I mean, do people really have to hate this guy to the point of making things up? If you have to hate him, which I already don’t understand, why not hate him for the things he’s actually done? Like the Walgreens thing, or his constant spazzing out to get attention, or even the fact that he’s always been a habitual and obvious liar? But iced tea? Really?

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