I can’t imagine being all that worried about whether or not my butt is sagging. I’ve never been that kind of girl, I’ve always been a bit on the gruff side to be honest. In fact, I’m more like a guy in that regard.

But for a lot of people the very idea of a little Butt Cellulite is actually a very painful one. Everyone wants to look good, and not everyone is blessed with either great genes or the time and money to make up for lousy ones. Plus there’s the fact that it seems to be a hard problem to get rid of, even with everything you need.

A friend of mine has been kind of a complainer about this very subject on and off for the last few weeks. Her wedding’s coming up in February and he has it in her head that for it to be perfect she has to be two sizes smaller than she is now and not have any cellulite, especially on her butt and thighs. To be honest, I don’t even notice it and her hubby-to-be doesn’t seem to mind at all. But she’s decided to try and use diet along with an ungodly amount of exercise to try and get rid of it.

I’ve heard, though, that you can’t exercise cellulite away. I don’t know if that’s true, but that would make sense considering I’ve never heard a success story about exercise removing cellulite. One way to do it is with one of the many cellulite creams on the market right now, because if exercises isn’t the way to get results and you don’t want to undergo surgery.

I’m worried about her, to be frank, I think she’s taking this too far and becoming obsessed. Then again it is Her Day, and if his is what will make it perfect for her than who am I to judge?

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Posted by Faith on at 10:09 pm

Well I talked to my mom’s new fiancé on Friday, and she’s lied her ass off about this guy for almost a year. She said he was Jewish – uh, no he’s not. She said he was from New York – also not, he’s a hick from the stix. He’s also a Born Again, got ‘saved’ on Halloween, and seems to expect the same of me.

He can try to force that crap down my throat but he’s gonna pull back a nub if he does. I’m an Odinist and will be until the day they haul me to the curb and that’s not going to change for some redneck with a fat wallet – which, I think, is the only reason she’s marrying this douche bag. My mom doesn’t like to work, in fact she’s been married twice to be taken care of.

She says she’s getting married in May – or earlier. She lied about that, too. I swear to the gods, if I have to go to that wedding it’s gonna be on every news channel. I have a bad feeling about this.

Posted by Faith on at 11:13 am