My New Dad

2009 | Dating, Family, Rants, Rawr, Religion

Well I talked to my mom’s new fiancĂ© on Friday, and she’s lied her ass off about this guy for almost a year. She said he was Jewish – uh, no he’s not. She said he was from New York – also not, he’s a hick from the stix. He’s also a Born Again, got ‘saved’ on Halloween, and seems to expect the same of me.

He can try to force that crap down my throat but he’s gonna pull back a nub if he does. I’m an Odinist and will be until the day they haul me to the curb and that’s not going to change for some redneck with a fat wallet – which, I think, is the only reason she’s marrying this douche bag. My mom doesn’t like to work, in fact she’s been married twice to be taken care of.

She says she’s getting married in May – or earlier. She lied about that, too. I swear to the gods, if I have to go to that wedding it’s gonna be on every news channel. I have a bad feeling about this.

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